I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
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You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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