I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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