Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
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I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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