She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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