Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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