so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I believe in your delicious
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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