If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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