im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
