I'm drive I can fine osifer
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
