i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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