i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
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My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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