if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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