dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
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Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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