Life is so much better after having sex.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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