so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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