I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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