I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
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Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
The best revenge is premature balding
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
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and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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