I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
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I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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