I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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