The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?