You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.