I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
My vagina just recognized that song.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.