isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
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This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.