I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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