i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I smell like Dick and happiness
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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