He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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