I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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No more Irish car bombs ever.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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