Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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