so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
You're earring is so big in my mouth
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
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i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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