Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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