Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize