i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
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my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
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Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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