I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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