Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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