And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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