Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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