i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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