I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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