I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
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I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
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Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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