Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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