So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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