Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
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just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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