I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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