All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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