She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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