He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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