I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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