sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
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Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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