Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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