If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
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I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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