I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
Randomize
