I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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