Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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