if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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