So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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